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Standard As Fuck
03:21
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Our mayor standard as fuck
If I had anything to do with it he'd be a lame duck
Faker of fakes
He aint progressive
Career politician gotta learn his lesson
And you know who aint a punk?
His policy adviser
She takes a dump on the punks
Cuz it's her job
Standard As Fuck
Most people are standard as fuck
If it don't involve them they don't give a fuck
For the homeless person they don't have a buck
Those less fortunate just shit out of luck
They just got the luck of the draw
Right family right ma right pa
High quality fucking stock
The best vaginas and cocks
Standard As Fuck
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Famous Guy
03:58
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Is never coming down off the wall
Met him while running
Back when he was on tv
Successfully
Still up there though
Ginger aroma
Is fucked up rapist
Was loveable dad
Reminiscent of twin peaks
Disgustingly sad and fucked up
Plantains and Weymouth
And basements a hat
A black hat and a metal head
All lost in the fat
Predator
Funnyman
The laughter's gone how you look past that
Is lost on this one
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3. |
Freedom Fries
02:39
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Midnight snack
Burger and fries
A solitary teardrop falls from my eye
Punk is a fountain
A youthful spectacular
Punk is made cliché by youthful disaster
Punk is in everything
Punk isn't everything
McDonalds hat
Fucking hamburglar
Big purple fat
Selling hamburgers
While wearing a hat
I'm wearing a hat
Woo woo woo woo
Watchoo think about that
Philosophy major in danger of puking
I heard what you said and I rebuke it
Gender studies major teach you a lesson
I'm an old piece of shit must admit I'm still guessing
Cray that you seem to have all of the answers
Does it feel good when you dance with the dancers?
Scum won the election wearing a hat
Woo woo woo woo
Watchoo think about that
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4. |
Fatter
03:15
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I got fatter
Since you last saw me
I'm fucking sorry I'm fucking sorry
Not sure for what
But I'm fucking sorry
Your fucking shirt
The shirt you gave me
The shirt you made me
It was too big when I got it from you
But since you last saw me
I got fatter
Oh jeez what's the matter with me?
Carbohydrates are not my fucking friends
McDonalds has the flavor of a deathcamp
Your skinniness all I want but all I have is hamburgers
Fake meat
Feed me
Louie Anderson knows what I'm talking about
Fucking christ what the fuck is the matter with me?
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Steal them yuppie children
Their parents out of control
It's the only way to get to them
Before they have the city...
Before they have more of the city
Light their condos on fire
Grab the kids while they run
Teach them all about fun
Eventually they'll understand
Why we do this to them
Steal The Yuppie Children
The second stage of the plan involves spelunking with the yuppie children
We'll all live in the caves on the edge of town
Revert to the troglodyte life
Learn the secrets of having fun
Use their parents wealth against society
Eventually
In the end though the plan lacked long term vision
Steal The Yuppie Children
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Pinko
02:02
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Pile of leaves blankets everything
Yellow and brown
On the ground some dead thing
Pinko
There are three rings on the fingers of his left hand
Socialism that shit's in demand
Pinko
Rampant inequality demands this direction for society
To deny such is to lack some basic facet of humanity
Pinko
Don't truly understand the reasons that could lead to such thought
I'm from Massachusetts
We just legalized pot
Pinko
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Fatter (Purple)
04:11
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I got fatter
Since you last saw me
I'm fucking sorry I'm fucking sorry
Not sure for what
But I'm fucking sorry
Your fucking shirt
The shirt you gave me
The shirt you made me
It was too big when I got it from you
But since you last saw me
I got fatter
Oh jeez what's the matter with me?
Carbohydrates are not my fucking friends
McDonalds has the flavor of a deathcamp
Your skinniness all I want but all I have is hamburgers
Fake meat
Feed me
Louie Anderson knows what I'm talking about
Fucking christ what the fuck is the matter with me?
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Thighs Boston, Massachusetts
Slimers from Suck City & Providence. A troubled band for troubled
times.
Dan Shea
No Glykon
Maria Sedjo
Lucas Barry
Bill MacDonald
SHOWS:
12/3 HASSLE FLEA basement show @ cambridge community center
both band pics by www.returntothepit.com
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